REALLY for Sale!

Here is the link to our realtors blog!!!!

http://www.shannonhcole.blogspot.com/

408 N. Dover Ave.Lubbock, TX 79416$112,000Awesome 3 bedroom 2 bath 2 car garage with rear entry in Northwest Lubbock! Stained concrete floors in living room, kitchen, and bathrooms. Isolated master with 2 walk-in closets. This home has a sprinkler system, covered back patio, and a concrete alley. The kitchen has black appliances and oak cabinets. There is a separate laundry room off of the garage with cabinets and room for a freezer. Open floor plan with designer colors. Wired for an alarm system.Call 806.441.9537 to view this home!

Funny Marriage Jokes (mostly clean)

I saw this on another blog and thought these jokes were hilarious!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What’s on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started....
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt”.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.”
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes", I sighed,
"She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife, "who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started....
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
“I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.I really need you to pay me a compliment.”
The husband replies, your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
And then the fight started.....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started....
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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.
I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday
and then the fight started.....
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man
“Holy crap. That must be my husband!”
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman,
“I AM your husband!”
The woman yelled back, “Yeah, then why were you running?”
And then the fight started.....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The windwas blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”
My loving wife of 10 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”
And then the fight started...
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!" She said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that’s when the fight started....
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My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I’d like to phone a friend."
And that’s when the fight started....

For Sale

Our first home is for sale. Tear.

Dream

If you didnt already know...I want a baby. Soon. Pray for us.

My Pet

This week at school, we have been teaching our pet unit which is always so much fun. I took this picture of Jax to share with my class. Isn't he the sweetest!

I love my Mama!

I have been working on this image in Photoshop and everyone should know how much a adore my Mom!!!!

Wonderful Savior...

On my way to work this morning, I changed the radio station to K Love and heard the most beautiful song. It is a Jeremy Camp song; I am not big on Christian music (not because of the message but because of the type of music) but this song had the perfect message for my life right now. I think sometimes, Mike and I get so caught up in the tough stuff that we forget how blessed we really are and need to take time out to thank God for everything he has done in our lives. We are blessed beyond measure!!!!

Wonderful Maker lyrics

You spread out the skies over empty space
Said, let there be light
To a dark and formless world
Your light was born
You spread out Your arms over empty
, let there be light
To a dark and hopeless world
Your son was born
You made the world
and saw that it was good
You sent Your only son, for You are good

What a wonderful maker,
What a wonderful savior
How majestic Your whispers
And how humble Your love
With a strength like no other
And the heart of a father
How majestic Your whispers
What a wonderful God

No eye has fully seen how beautiful the cross
And we have only heard the faintest whispers
Of how great You are
You made the world and saw that it was good.
You sent Your only son, for You are good.

What a wonderful maker
What a wonderful savior
How majestic Your whispers
And how humble Your love
With a strength like no other
And the heart of a father
How majestic Your whispers
What a wonderful God

You made the world and saw that it was good
You sent Your only son, for You are good

What a wonderful maker
What a wonderful savior
How majestic Your whispers
And how humble Your love
With a strength like no other
And the heart of a father
How majestic Your whispers
What a wonderful God
How majestic Your whispers
What a wonderful God

Look!!!

What Im Getting.........

Apple MacBook Pro.....Im so excited. We got a really sweet deal from a friend and the tax man!!! This will totally help me be more productive with my photography!!

BTW: Both of our sisters are expecting. Monica in September and Erin in October.
Maybe we will be next!